Now that I’m older and wiser,
I love the person I’ve become,
My body may be drooping a little,
My boobs, my chin, & my bum.
But I love having lots of hobbies,
Like bingo, gardening and books,
Crosswords, walking and bird watching,
I even love feeding the ducks.
But the treat that I love most of all,
Is my weekly visit to our club,
They even do ballroom dancing,
With a tipple or two in the pub.